buddy veg weekend is quickly coming to a close . . . i am happy to report that there were no survivors;) sprinklers were ignored, weeds were left to grow wild & the house was forced to fend for itself!
west & i learned that just because a restaurant is cRaZy bUsy & cOmpLeteLy pAcKed doesn't mean that one mUsT wait for service. . . . .being a superhero has its advantages;) Cafe' Rio, Friday night, wall to wall hUnGry utahns with chemically altered hair, and only 45 minutes to order, eat, drive to the theatre (10 minutes away) & make it to our movie pick for our Friday night DaTe! we had previously picked up the movie tickets because twice before, our attempts to view this movie had been tHwArTeD! time was of the essence, a natural resource we couldn't waste & weren't allowed to purchase more of . . . some evil fiend was aGaiN trying to throw a monkey wrench in our fRiDayNigHt dAtepLaNs:( (dunt, dunt, dun. . . the plot thickens & the suspensful music esculates) . . .(what EVER will they do? calgon, take them away!) liek a tRuE superhero, west quickly and bRiLLantLy assessed the situation devising a pErfEcT fuLLpRoOf pLaN for us to jump ahead of the 50+ fake blondes & jock wanna-bes preventing us from reaching our goal: the front of the line! we walked outside, communicator & dialing device in hand, made our wants and wishes kNoWn & had our order in hand in 10 minutes! . . . . evil villans will have to quit using sSsSoOoOoOo much dye in their hair in order to keep up with us mentally . . . . . . oh, & the movie was pretty gOoD tOo!
saturday was discouraging . . . trying to purchase a pair of magic boots of escaping in preparation for our buddy veg rOaDtRip in 2 weeks. i've noticed i pick up a few bruises on my legs & feet every time we ride (call me the 'human banana': my superpowers are inflicting bruises on myself. . . i missed the course on inflicting bruises on others) we learned some sports are bLanTanLy discriminatory towards specific genders (wOmEn) . . . clinging to the archaic belief that men & women can wear the sAmE bOoT that was specially designed for a mans' phat foot (an idea that came from a mans' fat head!) west, once again showing his tRuE superhero character, bought me a pair of pink goggles. . . (my HeRo, heavy sigh:)
saturday night: west & i have a friend, Andy, that lieks to share drinks with us. it all started one new year's eve when he & a bunch of married couples started making new years' resolutions to aLwAyS "share a drink with Andy". he was the only single guy there as i recall & everyone wanted to make him feel, well, welcomed & not single! well, Andy found Jalizebeth & their wedding reception was at the top of Noah's (i am nOt making up the name of this reception hall. . . ask west) the flood rains started (i'm nOt making that up either!) but the air conditioning in the van was fixed! we traveled through the pounding rain and relentless wind & once we arrived, we climbed the hidden cement staircase as the flood waters rose. once "on deck", (the top had a partially opened ceiling) we congratulated Andy & Jalizebeth and found many families huddling around tables two by two (ha, ha) wild children were running free & the ice cream was melting in all the rain . . . west & i decided we needed rEaL superhero food (brain food: protein) & left for RuBy RiVeR . . .
all the hitchin' peanut posts were takin' & the peanut shells were left on the floor! (as if a bucket full of peanuts every customer shoves their hands into for a 'bite' was appetizin' to me!) if i didn't kNoW that Ruby River had the bEsT cinnamon yams & steak in Utah, i would have left from the filthy conditions they presented in their waiting area. after rustlin' up some grub & vittles that hadn't been handled by every customer in the place, we stopped by the washburns' homestead for a night cap. actually, they called & invited us over. . . we discussed the ways we could further save the town & the world from its own growing ignorance & the greed of corporate America outsourced to foreign lands. we learned that 'profit taking' is when gas stations first price their gas LoWeR than the national average & then raise their prices hiHgEr than the national average in order to "break even" (we didn't buy it either!) . . brooks decided flipping the 'birdie' at the flying J was a gOoD start at reclaiming americans' intelligence;)
sunday: meetings were LoNg & boring & attendance was down. kids were forced back into town about 4:30pm ( i think their step-mom had hAd eNougH despite her claims to the opposite . . . yes, there IS a sToRy there, but not for this bLoGg!) they were hungrier than a teradactyal after a fast. . . . Levi got stung when he & Adam ventured out to the abandoned swingset. i don't think they'll be going out there again any time soon.tess had to work.
being a superhero is tOugH . . i mean t-O-p-H!
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